Unearthed Foods Charcuterie Pigfest [GUEST HAIKU)

By Kavey Eats

How have they Unearthed

So fine a porcine array?

It delights my tongue.

Aki, Holborn [GUEST HAIKU]

By The Grubworm

A pricey bento
Yes, but uber fresh fish was
A rare, and raw, treat

El Parador, Camden [GUEST HAIKU]

By How to Make a Mess 

Hot pepper roulette
Equal division; but the
Morcilla is mine.

Fish Market, Reykjavik

Gargantuan grub,
Confusion cuisine. We just
Wanted it to stop.

The Ginger Dog, Brighton [GUEST HAIKU]

By Feed & Gastro

Ginger Dog, sorry
But the reviews were right. One
word: disappointing.

Esarn Kheaw, Shepherd’s Bush

Excessive order
Left even the staff reeling.
Worth it? Yes and no.

The Complete History of Food by Bompas and Parr

Crystal Maze redux
With jelly. Concept better
Than execution.

The Narrow, Limehouse

Transcendental whelks
Fish and chip parsimony
Positive outlook

Giant Robot, Clerkenwell

Prawns are giant. Meat
Balls are not. Tasty but dear.
There is no robot.